The Friday (Night) Confessional, February 27th
UmberDove
Confession Number 483: I am a total pen kleptomaniac. No excuses, no apologies. But I do have class, meaning I never snag the only pen on the counter or pens from little old ladies with lilac colored hair. But other than that, they somehow wind up in the center console of my little coupe or the back pocket of my jeans and I hand them out freely to those in need of ink. I like to think of myself as the Robin Hood of pens, stealing from the [pen] rich and giving to the [pen] poor.
Other than that, my morals are fairly high. Just to be clear. 'Cause we can never be too clear on morals.